My thoughts are avocados that I cannot fathom into guacamole.




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girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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#bruu

fakescience:

Today we’ve got five amazing quotes from Bill Nye, The Science Guy!

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#twd #twd spoilers

adventuresoffairytales:

Such an accurate quote

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Ashton’s glasses 2013 - 2014 

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#ashton irwin #5sos
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#ahs

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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#htgawm

captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

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#olly murs

eowyns:

And there are many paths to tread…

↳ LOTR + Scenery, requested by dicapriosleonardo

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#tolkien #hobbit #lotr

itsvondell:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

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#same
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