I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
Ashton’s glasses 2013 - 2014
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.
And there are many paths to tread…
↳ LOTR + Scenery, requested by dicapriosleonardo
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