My thoughts are avocados that I cannot fathom into guacamole.




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bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

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#awwww #parks and rec
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#parks and rec
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#same
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nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris Challenge Ice-cepted! X

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#omg #nph #ice bucket

Celebrities taking part in the ice bucket challenge to raise awareness for ALS. (Part 2)

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#we are in a drought #...

aladone:

my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”

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#haha
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#omg snoop
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#communitychannel

tricky-stump:

Teacher: you —
Me: ARE A BRICK tiED TO ME THA’tS DRAggiNG ME DoWn [JUMPS ONTO DESK] STRIke A maTCH AND I’LL bUrn YOU To THE gROUnd [JUMPS OFF AND FLIPS THE DESK] WE ARE THE JACk-o-lanTERNs in JULy SETTIng FIRE TO thE SKy [PUNCHES TEACHER] he-hE’RE COMEs this RISIng TIde [BREAKS DOWN DOOR SCREAMING IN THE HALLWAY] So ComE OnN [GRABS MARKERS AND SMEARS ON MY FACE] PUt on yOUR WAr paINt

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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Niall doing 'The Face'/'Grumpy cat'
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#niall horan

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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#omfg
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